THIS IS WHY I’M NEVER TRYING TO TORRENT MUSIC EVER AGAIN OH MY GOD
it’s been a year since XY came out and i still don’t understand what the fuck was this device that lysandre was wearing and why it was necessary
unimportant fanfic written for own amusement:
important essay due tomorrow:
How To Draw Better In 2 Minutes
I expected this to be a troll video about sacrificing your soul in exchange for art skills or something but this was actually very informative.
I spent a month before my wedding slowly and lovingly compiling an eight-hour list of songs I regarded as completely and totally essential to dance to.
The night before the wedding, uA and I realised we had like three hours dancing time max, and stayed up ‘til 3am doing a feverish, blood-spattered hack job on the damn thing. The result is three hours and twenty minutes of highly volatile concentrated dance.
In the immediate aftermath, various survivors hauled themselves free of the wreckage, spat dust, and murmured ‘Dude, I need that playlist’. We hope this will cheer them through their physiotherapy. We also think it’s probably pretty good for doing housework to.
I DANCED A PAIR OF STOCKINGS TO LITERAL HOLES DURING THIS. ABSOLUTELY 100% LIKELY TO CURE ALL DANCING-RELATED BLUES. ADD IN A LOT OF RED WINE AND YOU TOO CAN RECREATE THE WEDDINGSPERIENCE.
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same
I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life
For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw
I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…